Karsinova Karsinova Don'ts for Dancers

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Following hot on the heels of the best-selling Don'ts for Husbands, Don'ts for Wives and Don'ts for Golfers this facsimile copy of the original edition contains everything youever needed to know, from what to wear at a fancy dress party to how tohold your partner during a slow dance.Advice we should all follow:"Don't be a martyr to your feet""Don't dance with bent knees. Bent knees suggest an ancient cab-horseon its last pathetic stagger or a performing chimpanzee gyrating aroundits keeper""Don't disguise yourself as a "Lohengrin" if you happen to be short andstout. This sort of thing is excusable only in an operatic tenor""Don't straddle""Don't, Miss Shingled, Bingled or Bobbed, please don't comb yourhair in public! It is a habit that is fast gaining ground but it is adeplorable habit. A few minutes reflection will, I am sure, convert youto the masculine point of view - it is a disgusting habit"